{"id":32,"date":"2020-03-11T11:27:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-11T11:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/?p=32"},"modified":"2023-04-21T13:46:57","modified_gmt":"2023-04-21T13:46:57","slug":"breaking-coronavirus-endorses-joe-biden-for-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING: Coronavirus Endorses Joe Biden For President"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>CHINA \u2013 Front-runner for the Democratic Primary race, Vice President Joe Biden, has received the full support of viral front-runner COVID-19, commonly known as The Coronavirus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>During a press conference in Bejing, China, global pandemic hopeful Coronavirus referred to U.S. presidential candidate Biden as \u201cthe true cure for all things Donald Trump\u201d and said it would do its best to wipe out half if not all of Donald Trump\u2019s supporters over the next three months.\u201d When asked how, Coronavirus responded, \u201cYou\u2019ll see.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Coronavirus also said that it had \u201chigh hopes\u201d for the former vice president if he continued to talk in word salads and promote ancient ideas like segregation, state-sanctioned murder and anti-abortion rights.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>\u201cWe view the act of dividing communities as a human right and welcome all means of genocide as it allows us to grow stronger as a species\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Coronavirus was quick to assert their role as a major player in human depopulation as their death toll breaches the <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20211224114215\/https:\/\/www.worldometers.info\/coronavirus\/\">4300 mark<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe view dividing communities as a human right and welcome all means of genocide as it allows us to grow stronger as a species,\u201d a Coronavirus spokesman said, adding that \u201call forms of population control are fully endorsed\u201d by its constituents. It also was sure to point out that \u201cdespite the fact that we welcome abortions in order to facilitate our dominance, pro-lifers ensure that the more people that are born, the more food we have\u201d as it waved goodbye to ardent supporters snapping phone photos and tweeting about the event.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Protesters at the conference had not gone unnoticed, however. One man holding a sign that read \u201cCorona No! You Got To Go!\u201d was interviewed shortly afterwards, stating, \u201cI\u2019m not sure we\u2019re doing any good, but I know that my dad didn\u2019t fight in the war to be told what to do by a bunch of idiots,\u201d and was escorted out by security guards after his outburst during The Coronavirus\u2019 statement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Coronavirus took no questions from the press despite it being a press conference, and insisted \u201cthere\u2019s nothing you can do, we are in control now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For more information on Coronavirus, please subscribe to our newsletter below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CHINA \u2013 Front-runner for the Democratic Primary race, Vice President Joe Biden, has received the full support of viral front-runner COVID-19, commonly known as The Coronavirus. During a press conference in Bejing, China, global pandemic hopeful Coronavirus referred to U.S. presidential candidate Biden as \u201cthe true cure for all things Donald Trump\u201d and said it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/?p=32\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;BREAKING: Coronavirus Endorses Joe Biden For President&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bsportal.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}